Expiry Date.

Our first meeting was a coffee, second time we had a walk

Not seen a wine nor have I dined, I wouldn’t mind but we don’t talk. 

Is this how you treat your women or do I get special treatment? 

Are they all as disappointed 3 weeks after you first meet them? 

What is it here that seems to get you triggered? 

Is it me or is it you? Can’t do the math to get the figures. 

If I seemed like I lost interest then I bet you’d reconsider. 

I’m not sure that you're my vibe, toeing the line and feeling rigid.

You hold my hand and then you drop it

You make plans and then you stop it

There hasn’t been a compliment you land - you always flop it

Nothing about you peaked my interest except the way you seem to lack it. 

it’s not because I think I’m top, I am, but - you’re not asking. 

It’s that I’m conscious your dynamic’s one that seems to be bombastic. 

If my brand is dressed in black then yours is "wrap ‘em up in plastic". 

Play very stupid games & you win very stupid prizes

How can you say I’m mad? This is my face when I’m delighted!

The exit signs alight & your end's been expedited.

Just cause you think you’re an event, don’t mean I wanna be invited. 

You don’t offer me anything that I haven’t got myself

& to be honest I’m not interested in staying on a shelf 

I’m not for you that’s fine keep those opinions to yourself

Your “good intentions” pave a path for one, a solo hike to hell.